... and given the amount I have been posting over the last year, it could be ...
Rejoice that every day that passes is one day closer to the end of our eight year nightmare.
From the NY Times:
AGE OF RICHES$6 Million for the Co-op, Then Start to Renovate
By CHRISTINE HAUGHNEY
Julia Kim rapped her spiked Gucci heels along the floor of a Midtown furniture showroom earlier this year as she approached a $30,000 custom wraparound couch that will be the centerpiece of the Manhattan co-op apartment she plans to share with her fiancé, Stephen Rushmore.
With advice from Mr. Rushmore and their decorator, John Barman, Ms. Kim deliberated for more than half an hour over details like the density of the cushions, the number of pillows and the height of the seating.
This purchase was just one of many steps in the journey that began more than a year ago when Mr. Rushmore, a consultant, and Ms. Kim, a former banker who left her job to concentrate full time on renovating the new apartment, decided to buy a duplex just off Park Avenue for $6 million.
Indeed, even after paying top dollar for a luxury apartment, most buyers see the need for more work. Like Mr. Rushmore and Ms. Kim, they often embark on costly and lengthy renovations intended to reflect not only their own taste but also their ambitions to find a perch in the social and economic swirl of today's Gilded Age.
Here's the rest of the article if you can stand to read it.
Next up from McSweeneys:
A FEW YEARS AFTER THE COMPLETE COLLAPSE OF THE GLOBAL ECONOMY, A CONSUMER REPORTER REVIEWS THE IPHONE. BY MATTHEW DUVERNE HUTCHINSONApple iPhone (8-gigabyte model)
Features
Much has been made of how the iPhone is really more than just a phone. And the point bears repeating, especially now that all communication networks have been destroyed in the Great Food Wars. But even in our post-apocalyptic agrarian wasteland, this technological marvel still boasts an impressive set of functions, a partial list of which includes:
- Walnut cracker
- Canned-goods smasher
- Slingshot projectile for hunting small woodland game
- Pestle for grinding wheat into flour (and flattening pemmican)
- Nonporous preparation surface for mixing blow-dart poisons
- Reflective signal mirror for coordinating attacks on rival scavenging tribes
Sure, there are existing products that can already handle each of these tasks individually, but the iPhone really brings them all together into one easy and fun-to-use device.
Design
Apple has always had a reputation for sleek, state-of-the-art design, and the iPhone is no exception. For several weeks, I was being tracked by a pack of feral, parentless children with no sense of right or wrong. Cornered in an old boxcar, I removed the iPhone from my tattered loincloth waistband and held it out to them in an act of pure desperation. The sounds of their hissing grew quiet as the savages became entranced by its smooth, shiny surfaces and glossy, mirrored finish. Fearing me as some sort of deity, these former predators now serve as my pawns in the brutal chess match for our territory's remaining petroleum.
Sound Quality
Though I have not had a real conversation on my iPhone since the de-facto fall of mankind, I've had many, many imaginary conversations to stave off madness. Whether I'm speaking to my long-deceased stockbroker in an act of heartbreaking denial, or just verbally expressing the confused rage and fear I've lived with for the past seven years, the voice that responds in my head is always crystal clear and compassionate.
Summary
There's a good chance no one will read this, as I'm scrawling it onto the remote ruins of an old condominium building with a stick of charred wood. Nonetheless, the Apple iPhone has really changed the rules of how we communicate and survive in a constantly evolving world. I was a little disappointed that a protective carrying case is not included in the purchase price. But, overall, it's safe to say that Apple has hit yet another home run with this engaging, innovative device.
'nuff said ...
Via Pandagon:
In a speech to Latin American and Caribbean bishops at the end of a visit to Brazil, the Pope said the Church had not imposed itself on the indigenous peoples of the Americas.They had welcomed the arrival of European priests at the time of the conquest as they were “silently longing” for Christianity, he said.
His writing meant so much to me.
My previous post on him illustrates his vision and (to me) his profundity.
To me he was a true humanist. With humor and cynicism his books enlighten and console me.
I think this from the obit in the NY Times says it well:
To Mr. Vonnegut, the only possible redemption for the madness and apparent meaninglessness of existence was human kindness.
Out of reflex I'd wish to say "thank you" to Kurt, but I know he'd understand that he can't hear me anymore.
UPDATE: From Pharyngula, quoting a speech by Vonnegut:
I am, incidentally, Honorary President of the American Humanist Association, having succeeded the late, great science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in that totally functionless capacity. We had a memorial service for Isaac a few years back, and I spoke and said at one point, "Isaac is up in heaven now." It was the funniest thing I could have said to an audience of humanists. I rolled them in the aisles. It was several minutes before order could be restored. And if I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, "Kurt is up in heaven now." That's my favorite joke.
I will comply. Kurt is up in heaven now.
On a warm pre-spring, moonless night earlier this month, after a nice dinner with a couple of my Wonder Valley compadres, we drove east, then north east from Twentynine Palms, on North Amboy Road. My friends knew of an art installation by Helena Bongartz made up of projected lights onto the landscape as I understood it.
We came upon an isolated, abandoned house painted with an ever changing array of brilliant, multi-colored lights. The experience of the combination of the dark night, the warm breeze, the quiet and the light show was sublime.
Here are links to a profile of the installation and Helena Bongartz, and to her website poplight.net.
You can see the photos I took with the camera in my mobile phone here. I wish I had brought a better camera, but I will be back to visit this amazing site again.
I came across the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement from a post on cartoonist Nina Paley's ("America's Best-Loved Unknown Cartoonist") website.
What a noble cause! And by my (in)action of not having any children, I have been a member all along. From VHEMT's About The Movement page:
VHEMT (pronounced vehement) is a movement not an organization. It's a movement advanced by people who care about life on planet Earth. We're not just a bunch of misanthropes and anti-social, Malthusian misfits, taking morbid delight whenever disaster strikes humans. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Voluntary human extinction is the humanitarian alternative to human disasters.We don't carry on about how the human race has shown itself to be a greedy, amoral parasite on the once-healthy face of this planet. That type of negativity offers no solution to the inexorable horrors which human activity is causing.
Rather, The Movement presents an encouraging alternative to the callous exploitation and wholesale destruction of Earth's ecology.
As VHEMT Volunteers know, the hopeful alternative to the extinction of millions of species of plants and animals is the voluntary extinction of one species: Homo sapiens... us.
Each time another one of us decides to not add another one of us to the burgeoning billions already squatting on this ravaged planet, another ray of hope shines through the gloom.
When every human chooses to stop breeding, Earth's biosphere will be allowed to return to its former glory, and all remaining creatures will be free to live, die, evolve (if they believe in evolution), and will perhaps pass away, as so many of Nature's "experiments" have done throughout the eons.
It's going to take all of us going.
Nina Paley is a great cartoonist and the illustration on the page and leading this post was done by her. Check out her work. Paley's post which brought this to my attention follows:
Sometimes the greatest compliment comes in the form of being hated by the right people. So I was thrilled to discover this condemnation from the Forced-Birthers, who only took five years to notice my work exists. Five years, but so worth the wait.
The organization criticizing Paley is the insipid Generations For Life whose slogan is “The Youth Outreach of the Pro-Life Action League.” You should specifically check out the Paley cartoons which GFL describes as “horrific”. I think they (meaning Paley's cartoons) are spot on, entertaining and moving. And rather than seeing the humor the GFL poster goes on to opine:
What I don’t understand is why anyone who subscribes to the idea of voluntary extinction doesn’t just hurry things along and commit suicide.
How “christian“ of them.
Anyway, if you choose to join VHEMT, feel free to do so. They ask for no dues, no contributions. The statements on their web site are about as sane as they come. I'll leave you with this from their site:
Q: Are you really serious?We're really vehement.
Many see humor in The Movement and think we can't be serious about voluntary human extinction, but in spite of the seriousness of both situation and movement, there's room for humor. In fact, without humor, Earth's condition gets unbearably depressing -- a little levity eases the gravity.
True, wildlife rapidly going extinct and 40,000 children dying each day are not laughing matters, but neither laughing nor bemoaning will change what's happening. We may as well have some fun as we work and play toward a better world.
Besides, returning Earth to its natural splendor and ending needless suffering of humanity are happy thoughts -- no sense moping around in gloom and doom.
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From a recent UNICEF study: An Overview of Child Well-Being in Rich Countries
The United Kingdom and the United States find themselves in the bottom third of the rankings for five of the six dimensions reviewed.
Among the most appaling statistics is how low the US ranks in infant mortality. This while spending significantly more of its Gross Domestic Product on health care:
Health spending as percent of GDP, 2004:United States: 15.2%
Switzerland: 11.5%
Cambodia: 10.9%
Canada: 9.9%
Japan: 7.9%
Mexico: 6.2%
Africa: 6.1%
China: 5.6%
Russia: 5.6%
India: 4.8%
Pakistan: 2.4%
Congo: 2.0%
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This is on Salon's front page. In the article itself they change the word "uppity" to "smug".
This is really shameful.
Update - at about 8 PM they changed "uppity" to "smug" on the home page.
